Monday, December 14, 2009

Galfriend gyaan I've received in my college lyf...

A friend of mine from school called me a few days back. This was how a part of the conversation went...

HE - "So, How many ??"  (he giggles)
ME - "Errr.... how many what ??"
HE - "How many NOW man ??  Got any ??" (once again that irritating giggle..)
Me - "What the heck are you blabbering about da DOG"
HE - "You knowwww..."  (I could feel him nodding his head at the other end of the line)

Basically what the stupid dude is trying to get outta my mouth is how many girlfriends I've got... lols. I said I don't have any (like there's any kinda mystery in it. nah.. everybody knows it)  but, he didn't believe n kept on interrogating me. This torture went on for another 3 minutes... Ugh..

So, for the other people who are limping thro their relationship journey happily/sadly  with crippled theories about  love... I present  them with these valuable piece of love philosophies told to me by persons who had first hand experience in luuuve... Its called "The Galfriend Gyaan".

  • When you guys start your first year of college, don't sink your heads into those friggin books. Keep your head high n survey the herd (gals side of the class) and pick out the prime ones and get on board quickly. Cos' by the time the first class trip is arranged, everyone of em gals, will be 'corrected' and you would be 'the weirdo guy who doesn't talk to gals'. Once a weirdo... always a weirdo.  -  A senior told this to our group on the eve of the day scholar's day.  TRUE THAT !!


Its okay... So, You missed out on your first year. No biggie !! Cos in the next few years, You are the senior in college.

  • Every cute fresher girl, on her first year of college, has a limited period of availability. The senior who makes the most outta that window of opportunity, gets into a short but exciting relationship. ( Eventually the girl gets bored n finds a guy from her own batch. 'No problemo senorita t'was fun while it lasted' thinks the senior ) - This was actually formulated in my mind while havin a rather interesting convo with Arul about a cutie pie junior gal who has had as many boyfriends as her years in the college.


Oh... So, You are like me... Had no luck 'as' a fresher n had no luck 'with' a fresher...  Welcome to the club n listen to Shiva's gyaan.

  • Its like Distance leads to enchantment. People without a GF want one... while, people on other side with a GF feel to get outta it  n be a freelancer (??) with no commitments, n unnecessary emotional sequences where u got to project u like that girl, that u care for her ;when u really don't. - Shiva  (This actually feels like a great advice to soothe your mind... but on some level it feels like he is just bragging a little.. knowing the guy, He probably did !! :P  )


But, what if love had struck you n failed in it...?? thats when this guy turns up with his gyaan.

  • எல்லாம் மாயை டா... பொண்ணுங்க ரொம்ப விவரம்... தேவை இல்லாட்டி கழட்டி  விட்டுட்டு போய்ட்டே இருப்பாங்க... (Everything is like a mirage dude... Don't trust gals... Love is 'use n throw' for them)  -  Said by my best bud Pranesh. Nope, he is not drunk or high on drugs... Nopes, he aint 45 yrs old !!  But still platinum advice to heal your mind.


(Huh.. how about that... thinking so much, I couldn't find a single relationship advice I've got from Ganapathy, The college's mass lover !! The man with 5 stars (each star denoting each GF) Then I realised 'empty vessels make more noise'  he ain't empty !!  THE LEGEND !!  )

P.S. - So much for the relationship gyaan... Love is what Love ain't (I made this up just now !! ). For everyone its new... for everyone its different. :)

12 comments:

Nusrath said...

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

ROFL!!!! :D I was like nodding my head all the while!

hehehehe! unakkulla ipdi oru thiramaiya thambi!?!?!?

Namba mudiyavillai!

P.S. whenever i see ur update in my dashboard only, i remember that I also have a wordpress :P

Arun Kumar said...

he he.... danks... Arun is a talented guy -> Its a fact !!
but the fact that u didnt knew this before proves u r kinda dumb !! :P eppudi twistu ??

lols.. use one blog nuchu... tis enuf..

brocasarea said...

some r true!!...so u a gyaani now??...

i believe having gf is just subjective.....whether u want or dont want matters!!...

so howz prep going on??

Arun Kumar said...

he he... me aint no gyaani bro... jus a humble disciple of the above said legends of love... :)

exam preps yet to start on full throttle bro. Just going with the flow now... studying OBG...

balasrini said...

LOL!!! a funny post it is da!!!

Guess u enjoy being the apple at the top the tree da!!! :-)

Arjun said...

hahaha.... ROFL...

Wish i could have read this in my first year... :P

Super post... ;)

I really wanna see u fall in love... ;)


Cheers..!!
Arjun

shiva said...

nice da ... nicely chained down the unique thoughts of the above guys .. although i ve a mild doubt of u taking Pot Shots at me .. ..

v r high up now da .. so falling in love ll only Hurt us .. so better stay where we r now..

oops just now it struck .. whenever i give a opinion about gals to ganapathy ,always silence will be his reply, that guy s diff from us n his view about gals too very Diff..

Arun Kumar said...

danks rajus... :)
Apple at the top of the tree na ??

Arun Kumar said...

he he... thanks dude...
lols... keep eating healthy, cos u need to live really long enough to see that !! (Me fallin in luve)

Arun Kumar said...

cha.. illada... chumma nakkals ku sonnen... didnt mean it...

yup.. me too noticed that abt Fire, only while writing the post, paya ithu varaikum love pathi oru vaarthai kooda nammata pesinathe illa !! Fire keeps his secrets to himself !! the love casanova... :P

ganapathy said...

nice post da :)


@siva n arun ---> dai dogs,,i dnt hav any gfs,,all r FREN-IN-GALS :) so luv pathi enakum ethuvum teriyathu... terinja thana punch dialogues solla mudiyum ;)


P.S. ---> ARUN,, apo A****A ur gf illayaaaaaaaaaaaa ;) ;) ;)

Arun Kumar said...

"luv pathi enakum ethuvum teriyathu" -->> dei fire... thanni kinni potutu ularuriya ?? nee yaaru... un range enna... hmmm... badsha padathula vara maathiri nadula nee, suthi 5 star um varum...

yaaru da athu enake theriyama oru peru solre ?? who tat ??