When we are cruising thro in my four wheeled metal of terror, we strike up sometimes funny, sometimes creepy n sometimes wicked conversations.
Car Laugh 1:
Pravin was talking about his elder brother who is doing his PG. In the middle of the convo,
Me: Your bro saw many movies during his MBBS life ??
Pravin: Nah, he wasn't the movie type of guy.
Me: Oh. So, he is the patiently-reading-novels type..??
Pravin: Naaah, He didn't even read a single novel da...
Me: Then, What the heck did he do in those five and half years ??
Pravin: (Didn't even think for a moment) He fell in love with a girl da...
A few seconds of understanding silence between us two. Fact - I'm a movie maniac, seeing atleast 7 movies a week and Pravin reads a lotta novels n sees as many movies as I do. So, bottomline - We both didn't have a Girlfriend to spend (read: waste) time with. This sudden realisation struck us. Are we two loser guys stickin together ?? The panic thought didn't last.
Me: He He... Your loosu brother wasted all his 5 damn years da... atleast we had a great time seeing movies n readin novels... n we acquired some great knowledge (?? ) too !!! Poor dude didn't even enjoy his college life...
He agreed and we both had a great laugh, as if the realisation hadn't even dawned on us.
he he... we, the awesome loser dudes....
(Anyways, Pravin noted the point - Get a GF quickly. News Update - Pravin has achieved his love. He is nowdays dancing in dreams with Miami (pet name) and I still am single :) n happily available !!! )
Car Laugh 2:
Pravin is a maniac driver. Period. Everyone who has been with him while on a car race or in his bad mood knows this. He was as usual driving maniacally thro the traffic when I said...
Me: Dai dai... Slow down da... Kolai veri nayee (Mad dog begging for death)... slow the heck down !!
Pravin: Hmmmm... YOU are callin me a Kolai veri nayee... remember the time when you killed that dog on the highway ??
(Fact - Once while I was driving pravin to bus stand, in a good speed... A stupid dog came in the way n didnt move either way n it was too late to hit the brakes. A loud bang. The dog ran (limped) to the sidewalk n we went in a hurry...)
Me: Dai... I didn't kill it da... Might have just fractured it... While on my way back, I stopped the car and searched da... Didn't find any dog body !!!
Pravin: Oh yeah... what wud you have done if you found one ?? mouna anjaliya selutheerupa?? (Would u've arranged a memorial for the dead dog??)
Me: Naaah... I would have just took a picture of it and posted it on twitter "Death on highway. Dr.Arun suspected." and I would have received a lotta 'lols' and 'OMG's... he he..
Car Laugh 3:
Happened during the same journey. As usual pravin drivin maniacally. A 4 or 5 year old came to the middle of the street suddenly. Pravin stopped the car at the correct time. My mind went back to the dog incident. If i were the one driving... That lil dude would've been dead by now... I'm too slow on brakes.
The lil' guy still didn't even move an inch...
Pravin: Friggin' children... pissin me off... he is still not moving da... (He WAS getin really pissed)
Me: What do you say... give full throttle man... hit the acclerator... lets take him out... he won't even leave a dent da... what do you say ??
Wicked Laugh. Good thing, that the child left the road by that time. he he...