Monday, November 2, 2009

Car Laughs With Pravin...

I drive around in an old Santro whose engine produces more sound than a 1500 watts stereo system. Most of the time I wont be the one handling the wheels. It'll be one of my best buds - Pravin.  Fact 1) He is a better driver.  Fact 2) I get easily distracted by cute gals passing by.

When we are cruising thro in my four wheeled metal of terror, we strike up sometimes funny, sometimes creepy n sometimes wicked conversations.

Car Laugh 1:


Pravin was talking about his elder brother who is doing his PG. In the middle of the convo,

Me: Your bro saw many movies during his MBBS life ??
Pravin: Nah, he wasn't the movie type of guy.
Me: Oh. So, he is the patiently-reading-novels type..??
Pravin: Naaah, He didn't even read a single novel da...
Me: Then, What the heck did he do in those five and half years ??
Pravin: (Didn't even think for a moment)  He fell in love with a girl da...

A few seconds of understanding silence between us two. Fact - I'm a movie maniac, seeing atleast 7 movies a week and Pravin reads a lotta novels n sees as many movies as I do. So, bottomline - We both didn't have a Girlfriend to spend (read: waste) time with. This sudden realisation struck us. Are we two loser guys stickin together ?? The panic thought didn't last.

Me: He He... Your loosu brother wasted all his 5 damn years da... atleast we had a great time seeing movies n readin novels... n we acquired some great knowledge (?? ) too !!!  Poor dude didn't even enjoy his college life...
He agreed and we both had a great laugh, as if the realisation hadn't even dawned on us.
he he... we, the awesome loser dudes....

(Anyways, Pravin noted the point - Get a GF quickly. News Update - Pravin has achieved his love. He is nowdays dancing in dreams with Miami (pet name) and I still am single :)  n happily available !!! )

Car Laugh 2:


Pravin is a maniac driver. Period. Everyone who has been with him while on a car race or in his bad mood knows this. He was as usual driving maniacally thro the traffic when I said...

Me: Dai dai... Slow down da... Kolai veri nayee (Mad dog begging for death)... slow the heck down !!
Pravin: Hmmmm... YOU are callin me a Kolai veri nayee... remember the time when you killed that dog on the highway ??

(Fact - Once while I was driving pravin to bus stand, in a good speed... A stupid dog came in the way n didnt move either way n it was too late to hit the brakes. A loud bang. The dog ran (limped) to the sidewalk n we went in a hurry...)

Me: Dai... I didn't kill it da... Might have just fractured it... While on my way back, I stopped the car and searched da... Didn't find any dog body !!!
Pravin: Oh yeah... what wud you have done if you found one ??  mouna anjaliya selutheerupa?? (Would u've arranged a memorial for the dead dog??)
Me: Naaah... I would have just took a picture of it and posted it on twitter  "Death on highway. Dr.Arun suspected."  and I would have received a lotta 'lols'  and 'OMG's... he he..
Laughter.

Car Laugh 3:


Happened during the same journey. As usual pravin drivin maniacally. A  4 or 5 year old came to the middle of the street suddenly. Pravin stopped the car at the correct time. My mind went back to the dog incident. If i were the one driving... That lil dude would've been dead by now... I'm too slow on brakes.
The lil' guy still didn't even move an inch...

Pravin: Friggin' children... pissin me off... he is still not moving da... (He WAS getin really pissed)
Me: What do you say... give full throttle man... hit the acclerator... lets take him out... he won't even leave a dent da... what do you say ??
Wicked Laugh. Good thing, that the child left the road by that time. he he...

P.S. - So, If you see a santro car with license plate no 1122... Stay the hell away !!!  :P

16 comments:

Sherl said...

Nice post man. I can see tat ur desperately searchin for a gf. Good luck. Transform into a better driver soon. Or else our population wil melt down. Lol :)

asit dhal said...

I am a loser like u....but I am not responsible for this....girls are responsible.

Actually that dog attempted to commit suicide !!!!

brocasarea said...

desperate ug?...enjoy life now!!...

shiva... said...

nothing like that da ... its like Distance leads enchantment. people on other side with GF feel to get out n be freelancer with no commitments, n unnecessary emotional sequences where u got to project u like a one,that u care for her ;when u really dont.

Chandler said...

why hv u created a new blog ?

Arjun said...

hahaha.... sema comedy... :P

While on my way back, I stopped the car and searched da... Didn't find any dog body !!! .. donno y but i laughed at this like mad.. :P

Loser list le.. add me too :P

Cheers..!!
Arjun

Jeevan said...

Its fun indeed reading your conversation!
"give full throttle man... hit the acclerator... lets take him out..."
we dint expect this from a doctor hehe...

Amity Me said...

why be ashame to drive a noisy car? sure it's a turn-off with sassy girls son!!!

Arun Kumar said...

@Sheryl
he he... desperate searching ellam onnum illa... :P
n i dont hit humans... just the animals so far....


@Broca
where to be happy with these biiig books in final year bro????


@Asit
he he... we r not just losers man... we r 'awesome' losers... :)


@shiva
he he... vogay vogay...
learn from fire da.... how to maintain nu... :P

Arun Kumar said...

@chandler
just to start out new man... i got bored of that old blog... :)


@Arjun
he he... the list need no addition petition bro... anyone who wants can add themselves...


@jeevan
thanks man... we r weird creepy docs... :)


@amity
am not ashamed of my car amity... just dont like the newly producing sounds...

msatheeshkumar said...

Nice read...Oh Poor Dog...I pity him.It can't be said that all those guys who have a GF r Lucky and all those who don't r Losers. Rather its not a surprise to say that Some Guys with a GF r Losers. They may be facing lotta torture from that relationship although they may claim themselves to be Quite Lucky.The Person who is enjoying TODAY is Lucky.Enjoyment is different for different people. So what u need to consider here is U r enjoying today or not whatever may be the way of enjoyment...Have a Nice Day.....

Aparna said...

dood!!! get a gf.... movies can never beat the fun having a gf

u n ur gf can watch movies together..tht way everybody wins

so next time settle on with a cute girl tht distracts u during driving

oh and i'm staying away from ALL santros!

Chandler said...

dude, i checked ur 100th post on the old blog now thru reader. i m being lazy this days. cudnt comment there. found my mention :)

and i m bit overwhelmed to have good words abt me. thanks and congs for the 100 stuff.

upgrade to iphone 3gs soon!!

Bala said...

It was fun reading ur car laughs da... Pity dag...

So u say that ppl are still on risk while crossing roads on nellai da??? :-P

BTW, cool post da!

Arun Kumar said...

@Satheesh
well said bro... :) live for today n be happy with it...


@Sam
The laurels were well deserved mate..
thanks for the wishes man..


@Bala
yeah... ppl always at risk at my city...
thanks rajus..

Arps said...

Aila!!!! You crazy maniac driver!!!!

loled at the post!! could totally relate to some stuff..
Lots of movies in MBBS and am a bad bad driver!!

[Is it my first time here? I wonder why?? Will keep coming back now ]