HE - "So, How many ??" (he giggles)
ME - "Errr.... how many what ??"
HE - "How many NOW man ?? Got any ??" (once again that irritating giggle..)
Me - "What the heck are you blabbering about da DOG"
HE - "You knowwww..." (I could feel him nodding his head at the other end of the line)
Basically what the stupid dude is trying to get outta my mouth is how many girlfriends I've got... lols. I said I don't have any (like there's any kinda mystery in it. nah.. everybody knows it) but, he didn't believe n kept on interrogating me. This torture went on for another 3 minutes... Ugh..
So, for the other people who are limping thro their relationship journey happily/sadly with crippled theories about love... I present them with these valuable piece of love philosophies told to me by persons who had first hand experience in luuuve... Its called "The Galfriend Gyaan".
- When you guys start your first year of college, don't sink your heads into those friggin books. Keep your head high n survey the herd (gals side of the class) and pick out the prime ones and get on board quickly. Cos' by the time the first class trip is arranged, everyone of em gals, will be 'corrected' and you would be 'the weirdo guy who doesn't talk to gals'. Once a weirdo... always a weirdo. - A senior told this to our group on the eve of the day scholar's day. TRUE THAT !!
Its okay... So, You missed out on your first year. No biggie !! Cos in the next few years, You are the senior in college.
- Every cute fresher girl, on her first year of college, has a limited period of availability. The senior who makes the most outta that window of opportunity, gets into a short but exciting relationship. ( Eventually the girl gets bored n finds a guy from her own batch. 'No problemo senorita t'was fun while it lasted' thinks the senior ) - This was actually formulated in my mind while havin a rather interesting convo with Arul about a cutie pie junior gal who has had as many boyfriends as her years in the college.
Oh... So, You are like me... Had no luck 'as' a fresher n had no luck 'with' a fresher... Welcome to the club n listen to Shiva's gyaan.
- Its like Distance leads to enchantment. People without a GF want one... while, people on other side with a GF feel to get outta it n be a freelancer (??) with no commitments, n unnecessary emotional sequences where u got to project u like that girl, that u care for her ;when u really don't. - Shiva (This actually feels like a great advice to soothe your mind... but on some level it feels like he is just bragging a little.. knowing the guy, He probably did !! :P )
But, what if love had struck you n failed in it...?? thats when this guy turns up with his gyaan.
- எல்லாம் மாயை டா... பொண்ணுங்க ரொம்ப விவரம்... தேவை இல்லாட்டி கழட்டி விட்டுட்டு போய்ட்டே இருப்பாங்க... (Everything is like a mirage dude... Don't trust gals... Love is 'use n throw' for them) - Said by my best bud Pranesh. Nope, he is not drunk or high on drugs... Nopes, he aint 45 yrs old !! But still platinum advice to heal your mind.
(Huh.. how about that... thinking so much, I couldn't find a single relationship advice I've got from Ganapathy, The college's mass lover !! The man with 5 stars (each star denoting each GF) Then I realised 'empty vessels make more noise' he ain't empty !! THE LEGEND !! )
P.S. - So much for the relationship gyaan... Love is what Love ain't (I made this up just now !! ). For everyone its new... for everyone its different. :)