Monday, August 25, 2008

Romeo and Juliet...Mercutio's pain..

First day in college....
Had a lot of things goin on my mind....
Apart from avoiding seniors n getting to know my new friends n pretending as listening to the lecture...I saw HER... adherently listening to the lecture but looking very different from the rest of the girls...she was better than cute...I couldn't stop looking at her...is this LAFS..?? nah....I don't believe in it...

The next day...i was listening carefully to the attendance...She said "present mam" ....God...her name is cute too...''April''...
Soon...seniors started raging or as they call it 'character restructuring'....every boy ,when about the cutest girls in class...had her name on top 5....One of the seniors asked me to get her bio data...if i had said "dude..thats my girl.."..he would have kicked me kicked me in my balls...

I wanted this opportunity to introduce myself to her....the classes ended n i started making my move....suddenly Pranesh grabbed my hand n said "dude...i got her bio data yesterday itself...here..have this....say thank you man...it wont hurt u"  i said with a grudge "thank u"....n we left for our room..

You know whats the problem with having one of your school mates also your college mate....HE spoils ur reputation n does these unnecessary help....i had pranesh...n he didn't give me a chance...my reputation went buried....Guys saw me as someone who hates girls ...n of course my gang was full of guys with similar reputation....I never had a chance to talk to her alone...we were in the same dissection table...she was a foot away from me...i couldn't talk with her...Damn this gang...

One day...HE broke my heart...isaac bought a new pen...tried writing with it...he wrote "APRIL"....with a smile....in his anatomy text book...you know what that means ...?? COMPETITION ....although he firmly denied to our gang saying that it was jus a mishap n that was just a cute name...we all knew....i never forgave him..

A Few days later Ganapathy crushed my heart... The gang was teasing him ..linking himself with april... he too denied any allegations ...but no smoke without fire....He became stiffer competition....I could not stand other guys making fun of him with april...we know he was enjoying it inside...but nobody knew the pain i had inside..
its been three years now....My affection for her had developed deeper roots...Yet there were still undisclosed lying inside the soil...Ganapathy still is alleged n linked with her...
Like i said....ROMEO N JULIET....so why must i be Mercutio...???i'm a jokester...hmm..thats how i protray me nowadays...to hide my pain of losing her...

yeah....i remember there have been times i came forward to talk to her...during our 1st year tour....she was angry with some stupid movie being played in the CD player....there was an argument between the boys n gals(who cares?)....she was shouting...she still looked so much cuter....i went near her n said "cool...cool...cool..."  (actually the words used were kobapadatheenga porumaiya irunga aathirapadatheenga)  ...i also looked her in the eyes with a smile...n she looked mine...for a while it looked as if i was progressing....PRANESH CAME...n made it a big joke....he pulled me outta her sight n started laughing at my 'attempt'.....i was deeply hurt...yet i wore that silly smile to hide my pain....

You know we start pretending some one that we are not...n after a while...we become what we pretend...it was the same with me....
I'm still looked as mercutio....joyous...free spirited....yet inside deeply hurt n feeling the pain...

So,Who am i..???  I'm Pravin....I'm Mercutio ..Joyous,free spirited,jokester .....who's deeply in love with Juliet...yet friends with Romeo...

everyone knows about the competition between Ganapathy n Isaac...Forgive me...but i'm their silent competition....I still havent given up hope...


NOTE FROM AUTHOR:
i dunno how you took this story...satirical or tragic....its up to you...You will know what i intended the story to mean...if u know me...n more so if you knew PRAVIN,the solitary reaper..

Siva Shankar -sms'ed on august 17,2008

MESSAGE FROM SIVA RECEIVED ON 17-AUG-2008 11:44 PM :
Hello frens , Happy to see u All Again .     Tomorrow our man s going to see d sun for 21st year. He s none other less Batch cameran issac.


He s a  silent Gentleman , Good observer,  reads others expression . . Waits for his turn to speak.   But for a Long time He lives a Double Life which many dont know , so i shall come out with that story.

The Story s that He has a secret garden for himself where none of us r allowed to enter . He s  a different man dere with mobile n one human at other end . . . Similar to our Ayyapan mobile circus story .

But y these people want to keep a secret orchid . Y dont they be like Arul. Arul s an open book where anyone can turn pages , read , even Piss on that book.


But issac s not like Ganapathy . . . This man ganapathy  has a Secret Forest with all Animals dere. He lives among them . Issac lives only double Life but fire lives Multi life with multi state Gals.

Only reason Issac has still  such good  qualities even after being friend with men like Fire is Sivasankar. Yes this Man s like a compus for d ship in storm. He showed Issac d good path n direction.

NOTE FROM ARUN:



this message was sent 2 days before isaac's birthday...due to a small misunderstanding ....n a bunch of stupid monkeys after reading this SMS wished him "Happy B'day" a day before his actual B'day....
those stupid monkeys are - Arul,Ganapathy,Pravin,Siva

n the most important info is that when arul called ....isaac's mobile was engaged for more than half an hour....at 12'o clock.....Double life ?? secret garden ??.....i've no doubts...

Siva Shankar -sms'ed on july 8,2008

Siva Shankar....wat shall i tell about him..??
have u heard about 'Nakeeran' journalist Gopal....??well he is like him...

he stays in the enemy zone (actually he belongs i that zone),gets the lucrative information n then publishes em ....

wat i've been trying to say is...Siva has unlimited sms pack n he messages about various scandals happening in our college...of course he romanticizes n satires them before SMSing ..he also adds his own bits...actualy i find them very funny...as he messages everyone except the person involved in the scandal....so in the morning when i happen to be the first guy to announce the mishap to the person....i loooooooove to see the look on their face when he reads the SMS....pretty psycotic of me...don't u think...??

So,i've opened a special column for him.....(Siva knows the valuability of a column in my blog..So he personally thanked me very much).....

he has so far sent 3 of these scandalous SMSs n more still to follow...sadly one of his pieces of art went missing...my condolences to that...will publish the remaining 2 here.

MESSAGE FROM SIVA RECEIVED 08-JUL-2008 11:24 PM  :

One good noon when all us where preparing for our SPM exam with book in front and nothing in my mind , v all were feeling the sensation of two caterpillar making sex in our stomach ( not  due  to Fear of exam , bcoz of d effect of last Night subramani treat and that ostrich omlet )    But at final moment  v had a sparkling twist in the scene like the film arasangam, ie v got d questions from ganapathy . At that time v  saw him like a  Man with powers , a guy loved by All Gods    (someone like  Nosterdam )  . . .      But behind d History of question leak  A fairy Romantic Tale s Hidden .                     I feel immense pleasure  in presenting  that story n conversation to You all . . .


LOVE STORY 2008.    G - ganapathy ;         X  - you know.. .                Date 4th july Time 1.00 pm .                  Imagine that sun , birds , shit , flower like our last case.       G - hi . . I read nothing , also ve  stomach pain bcoz of attending a treat.   U how going . huh :)                            X - I ve completed reading , how s ur stomach pain , after hearing that my heart s aching , dono y .                   G - i know d reason and its d nature of True and secret love.                        X - :) i miss u , i ve not seen u for past 3 hrs . I feel like being in hell.                      G  - dont worry uh . Tonight i ll come to see u with arul  before hostel as usual that junk arul ll do his watch dog job.                          X - ask him to carry light n come ! ! ! Bcoz street light not working. I heard hostel guys got question paper.

G - oh . Huh . I wont speak to them ( truth s that they wont speak to him) better i ll fail.            X - ok then i ll ask them                      G - but they dont like u . . .                   X - yeah . . . But . . . But.  I Like You.            Then he got the questions n v  wrote exam.              INTERMISSION  go to toilet n come soon.


Time 4.34 pm            X   - how was d exam.      G   -  v all wrote well bcoz of u .    She Couldnt hide her disappointment.   X  - u gave to all .  ??   G  - they all r my friends .          X  - but i care more than them all. I gave it only for u .                G  - i need you only . But for Evening time pass i need them .                      X  - then go n FISH  ! with them itself .   He tries to convince her. Finally she says   X  - i give u 10sec  decide whom u need.                      At that time a Flower falls from far branch and sun kissing her with its rays . . .


Then she starts turning back . . . But at that time with no mans expectation ganapathy catches d flower in one hand n her in another hand and blocks the sun rays . . . He has decided  n told her that i ll wash then all except akbar bai bcoz i can top up without giving money to him for weeks  n speak to u .


Finally she gives her smile to him.              G - vil u trust me all my life.                    X   - no i trust u all MY Life.                    At that time ganapathy s lacrimal sac overflows , his salivary secretion flooding . All other secretions  ;)  also  considerably increased ( dont start guessing around this ) .                     The Tale Ends with a Soft Music.

NOTE FROM ARUN:

as i said...this message is highly romanticized ,satirized n exaggerated (FRANKLY I DON'T THINK ITS BEEN EXAGGERATED AT ALL..but for the dake of ganapathy...lets say "exaggerated")

n i've changed the letter used to denote the title character(heroine) to avoid 'star clashes'...if you know what i mean...




Friday, August 8, 2008

before and after...The new ganapathy...sized 32...

"Jus see me after november 7th ....n then speak"


As usual ...had a glorious day..... fun with friends,makin myself look stupid etc....

in the noon classes....pranesh was busy 'seeing' his favourite mam teaching....rest of us were bored...n after the class... fun begins... me aibu henith n arul were ootifying ganapathy....

You know the usual drill...he is thin n light weight-->> we make jokes about his figure (as if he has one...)...So it was laughter all around...

Suddenly He Himself spoke to us....Ganapathy was full of rage...hot blood coursing thro his veins...turned towards us...we could see the dilated veins in his neck (n ofcourse all the bones too) n said "jus see me after november 7th...three months from now...n then speak.."

Presumably he meant that he is goin to improve his build...Aibu made a remainder in his cell ...n I'm writin in my blog..

jus for clarification this is ganapathy....

Ganapathy - BEFORE THE RESOLUTION:



Ganapathy - AFTER THE RESOLUTION (most probably):


One of  my famous jokes about Ganapathy:

when ganapathy was 5 yrs old...
Do you know wat his family guys used to do after bathing him...??
they hang him in clothes ganger/dryer .....with the clothes....
with the clothes ....not because to protect the clothes from being blown away by wind...but to protect ganapathy...ha ha ha...


My resolution:

i won't comment or joke abt gana's figure from now on...
dated until november 7th....if he still remains the same after nov 7....pls don't blame me...

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

peak of frustration or expression of his own self...???

Today...as usual our group guys were teasing (read: putting kadi) to aibu.....as usual about his non existing love-life (hee hee..).....seems he got extremely frustrated with our repeated kadis...

At one point he shouted "dei...neenga enna venna ootunga da....etho neenga ooturathala actuallave pick up aachuna santhosamthaan da...."

translation - you guys tease me in what-so-ever ways u like...but if it actually works out...its gonna be good...

So...was he frustrated a lot n wanted to put an end to those endless teasings???
Or was he just expressing his very own self...???

observation : as he was saying this ...he cant stop himself from smiling....

inference :  -----  (what do u expect?? i'm not a psychologist ....that smile could have meant a thousand reasons..)

So....what actually aibu meant is gonna be a subject of debate for the coming few weeks among our group members...nice to find a discussion topic finally...

Moral of the story:
Think twice before letting words outta your mouth...especially when Arun is around...as he has this tendency to write things in his blog...n they will be remembered forever...

gooood nite....

Sunday, August 3, 2008

I consider myself very lucky... especially this week...

I've often considered myself being unlucky...always at the wrong time at the wrong place...but last week proved ... "Dude...you gotta be kiddin me.."
Yeap...had an awesome last week...hurray to me...

No lows...only highs...

List of HIGHs...

- I did well in my second continuous SPM exam...true fact...may be i will pass ...may be fail by a whisker...but sure i did goooood....thank u ganapathy...


- Went for courtallam with mom n dad...n it was a night trip...ooooohhh......i never enjoyed bein under a waterfall....i didn't this time too...so wats fun in courtallam if u dont enjoy water..??

the road trip itself was really good...time well spent with the family...i always enjoy bein on road...be it family or friends...

- I think i scored well in SPM internal model pracs too....i got assigned under two of the only 'less psyched' staffs in SPM faculty.....i w

ould have cracked if iwas assigned to any other staff...

it went like a jiffy...

Recent Achievement....

- I finished my entire SPM posting without being s

colded even for once....i think its like a record in my college...you wud know the significance of the record only if u get to know of the spm faculty.....  i also sent a message to my batch mates about this recent achievement of mine....must have pissed them off....Ganapathy said..."adanguda unaku luck aniyayathuku iruku"  (shut up...u have enormous luck)....hee hee...

Comic moment of the week...


Ganapathy attended Krishna leela mam's class...he got the fruitful opportunity to present the case....n yhe rest was history....he got whacked for the entire remainder of the class...he got to a point of utmost disdain....that he even did not answer his attendance...

but he understood a few moments later ,the utter stupidity of his act...n went into mam's room after the class...n got his attendance...well done ganapathy....

but everyone outside the room cant stop out laughter bouts....